Geeze, Maw, ourins guy be being back mighty fines affer dem longs fours years of havins to be sees that ol’ man creakins bout, hardlies be being fit to sayin untrutes bouts didsand dats, and zombie walks all overs. Hards to be believes that he gots back no matters how much times dey spended on tries gets him in pentetenteries forins tings he nevers don did in firstest places. But he be been vincinated and back in bizzzes soins he be can givens usins all dem helps wit dem tings we be being needs helpins wits.

Dats so do bes dem trutes Ray Joe Billy Bob Tucker. As show as dem suns be being shines ourins livins be now betters, cuzzins he be ourin guy who bees watched overs usins agins ginst dem forn critters be takins ourins jobs whiles dey be livins dat hies lifes on the govments dimes. And sho be truts he bees gonnas be riddin all dems emangrints comes hereins stealins and rapens and killins ans push deys drug stuffs on pepils likens usins en ourin chilrens. Ands yessins no mores dat sentiles ol goat lettins dems gets sway wit it allins.

Surins nuffs, maw, he bees ourns guy be being watches overs usins. We bees guns be gets the gooders livens soons be he keepin what he be being does so fars.

Sho as as a coons ass be sniffins in dem woods looks fur dat betters days, ourins guy guns ta be makes usins safety and puts mores ins ourins pans pocks, Ray Bob Luke Wyatt Cody Carter.

Geeeze, Maw, I cantins be waits for ourins lifens be being goods as befores when ourins guy be runs ta shows. Hes dones comins rounds agins looks outs fur usins. Weeeze guns baks on goods times. He bees renamins thangs and getins rids of dem bads appels whoin be keeps usins down. Paw sho be celebating alots sinz ourin guy be retuns. Beens don ins Wazzo lots lates. Buts no he be being gets his fills ins betterins minds en sprits. He says he be brangs gits and kibbles backs affer he be dones celebatin. I be being getzins hungered. Hops hes be returns wits a big buck, or evers betters wees be feestin fur longin times. Ourins guy guns to decare all usins po folk be gets easiners livings. He be being puts his sigsture on peeces uh papers and we be on eeze streets, evers bets dan befores.

Paw bees returnzins befoes youz noes, Willie Hunter Caleb Wesley Scroggins. Yo paw be sed ourins guys be comes returns evs sins dat stiffins lookins Biders guy done stole froms hims what he be righful wons befores. Youz jus sits on backs en waytz for hissin peepsils come right ups ats ouring doors wit lot uh gooder thangs forins usins to joys. Bes bestes bettins ons zit.

Geeze maw, eyes be being missens hims alls dees dems yares. Aints nuttins cans be gones bads. Alls usins tipes folk gots hims back squares and fars. And it buts be being jus a cups of week.Hisins peepsils prolly be being getins heres fore Paw be comes back.

Sho likens yourins alttudes, Carson Luke Brody Buck Cash Scroggins. Tinks eyes bees havins me somes shine. Haps daze be heres agins. Ourins guy bees looks out fur dems dat gives him theys vote. Hees prolly signitizing a laws justin fur us rites nows.Wees bees lives in dat high cottens nows.

Yo darns tootins, maw!