Monthly Archives: December 2018

call out the instigators because there’s something in the air we’ve got to get together sooner or later, because the revolution’s here and you know that it’s right… Something in the Air Thunderclap Newman   Election, 2016. Sorting out that stunning development. The Orange-haired, outspoken reality tv creature is now President-elect. I’ve done my personal autopsy on […]

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Is it over yet? Is what over? You know. I do? Yes. No, I don’t. Yes. You do. Okay. I do. You know you do. You helped make “it” happen. I did? You know you did. I do? You know … Continue reading →

Hello out there, inhabitants of this strange place. This is Zeldar, from Zardoz, an A.I., deep space life form whose transport vehicle’s Maximus Maximus, 250th generation, time-phased, reciprocal, parallel, logistically integrated, transitional contingency A.I. navigation program has gone momentarily rogue … Continue reading →